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Poolnoodle

Poolnoodle

Poolnoodle is a wise-cracking warrior who shows up in Riverdale to help Pureheart

Name:
Poolnoodle
Publisher:
Real name:
Dade Wilson
Aliases:
  • Dade Wilson
Birth date:
None
Gender:
Male
Powers:
  • Agility
  • Gadgets
  • Unarmed Combat
First issue:
cover

Origin

As a baby, he was sent off planet from his dying world after his parents were mugged behind an opera house. On Earth, he was bitten by a radioactive pool noodle, which activated his latent genetic super-powers, but was frozen in ice since World War II. In the present day, Dade Wilson used a cheap A.I. program to write up his bio. He sent that word salad in to the editor and people ran with it.

Creation

It is obvious that Poolnoodle is a pastiche of Marvel's Deadpool with some aquatic elements of DC's Aquaman thrown in for some good humor.

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