The Constitution of the United States
A member of defunct celebrity superhero team The $tranger$, The Constitution is a perverted revision of the Captain America character archetype.
Name:
The Constitution of the United States
Publisher:
Real name:
Aliases:
Birth date:
None
Gender:
Male
Powers:
- Stamina
- Weapon Master
First issue:
After the disbanding of the $tranger$ and years as a mercenary working for the US government, The Constitution, inspired by a leaked sex tape featuring Automatic Kafka and Helen of Troy, decides that pornography is a true American art form and sets out to star in a pornographic film where he'll attempt to set a marathon sex record.
