Simon Pytheas was once a pest control office in US Information Agency in Sudan. Having gotten lost in a sandstorm and fallen into an ancient egyptian tomb,he lay trapped for 30 days with nothing to eat or drink but the line of roaches that paraded into his mouth, transforming him. The roaches broght him an giant golden icon in the shape of a roach, giving him control of all roaches. The roaches carried him to freedom and Simon, now the Roach Wrangler, set course back to America. A slum lord in Chicago disco