Micheal Smith's life is as bland and boring as anyone in his life. From a routine life that is so uneventful he and his "wife" plan when they will have sex. And usually it ends with her not being in the mood or he himself not being in a mood. So when life decides to take a drastic and very eventful turn when he is caught in between a murderers crime spree, he investigates it...which in his world means following a glowing floating red lizard. Life is about to take turn in the life of Micheal Smith.