Freshly washed but just as emotionally messy--I'm ready to finally solve THE CASE OF WHO THE #&$@ HAS BEEN SCREWING WITH ME!!! Now I've just got to round up a crew of butt-kickin' individuals to help me go kick some multidimensional space butt in time for me to come home to my beautiful Pammy!

Plus, my first cousins twice removed Hannah Rose May and Leomacs tell the gut-bustin' story of how I traveled to a lost city of dinosaurs in search of a mysterious treasure!

Snap that quip!