Let's be honest; I ain't always the easiest ta get along with. Hey, don't agree so fast! You ain't exactly the bee's knees yerself! Okay, where was I--oh yeah, ON THE RUN! My scientific study on villainous villains has gone all KINDS of wrong, and I've made myself a whole lotta enemies in a real short time: Mistah Freeze! Robin! And worst of all, this new cop Pulaski, who's got a target aimed smack dab at my head. Don't shoot my head, Pulaski! I LOVE my head!

And assumin' Pulaski doesn't shoot my lovely head, step inside it for a lovely story about the power of readin' books and why burnin' em is no good (TERRIBLY inefficient as a fuel source)--as brought to you by the librarians who keep kickin' me out of the video section--Joanne Starer and Marcial Toledano Vargas!