GET READY FOR THE SLEEZIEST, SCUMMIEST SPECIAL TO GRACE THE DCU, YA BASTICH!

FEETAL'S GIZZ!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into outer space, the freakazoids at DC Comics ambush you with the scummiest comic book this side of Uranus!

Get ready for the most skull-crunching, crotch-punting, and excrement asteroid-filled comic of the year!!! You're going to be praying to gawd that we pulp this sleezefest before yer kids read it!