'Please, Mr. Comic Store Owner, where can I find a comic book that offers schoolboy humour, unbridled slapstick violence, totally unnecessary swearing, and a woman with big honkers and a grenade pin between her teeth?' 'Why, that's simple, little Jimmy. You're looking for Tank Girl: The Gifting issue 3 by Ashley Wood and Alan C. Martin. There you go. Now run along. And don't tell your mum.'