Worst-mentor-ever Melissa Morbeck has trapped Squirrel Girl in her house, surrounded by zoo animals under her control, and laid out her demands: She wants to have...A CHAT.

Does that not sound exciting enough? What if we were to tell you that this chat ALSO involves punching, shocking revelations, a little bit of cool computer stuff and MACHINE-GUN-WIELDING BEARS, who are as extremely cute as they are extremely deadly??

Squirrels AND machine-gun bears, all in the same comic?! That's right. Only SQUIRREL GIRL gives you what you want, assuming you have those two very particular interests!!

Hopefully you do; we've got a lot riding on this.