On a guys' night out in the Australian outback, Wolverine and fellow X-Men, Longshot, Havok and Colossus, encounter an interstellar group of conquerors known simply as The Conquest. Will the X-Men be able to curb this trouble before locals are endangered?

Last issue the ladies of the X-Men had a girls' night out, now it's the guys' turn. But what happens when Colossus, Havok, Longshot, and Wolverine wind up smack dab in the middle of full-on alien "Invasion?!" NOTE: This issue is a parody of the Invasion storyline DC did around this same time.