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U-Foes

U-Foes

Simon Utrecht and his compatriots attempt to recreate the historic flight of the Fantastic Four, with mixed results.

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Origin

The Players
The Players

"Power for Powers Sake!", are the words of Simon Utrecht as he explains his intentions, having just had his sanity questioned by Mike Steel, about why a millionaire would need a ship designed without shielding to reach the outer atmosphere of Earth. As anyone might surmise from those four words, Simon Utrecht craved POWER and it wasn't enough that he had already acquired millions of dollars, being a serious industrial competitor of Tony Stark and having held political office, he wanted more! He wanted the might of the Fantastic Four and was willing to put his fortune on the line as well as his life and the lives of his three companions to obtain that power, sailing them right into the heart of a Cosmic Storm.

Tapping the knowledge of , Life-Support Specialist, Ann Darnell and her brother, Fuel Propulsion Engineer, Jimmy Darnell, Utrecht goads Mike Steel into flying the ship. The Dynamic is now complete with four members ready to set sail to limitless power.

The sound of the rocket's propulsion wakens Bruce Banner from his crater bed in the near by desert area, where he had been left by the Hulk after reentering earths atmosphere. Deducing that the rocket configuration and trajectory could only mean space flight, Banner rushed to the mission control room to discover that the ship is headed straight for a cosmic storm, instruments reading radiation levels off the chart. Fearing for their safety Banner reprograms the flight control computer to bring them back before they are killed by radiation poisoning.

The occupants are bathed in the cosmic radiation, each of them experiencing something unique. Mike expresses that it feels as thought the weight of the ship were on his shoulders, his body somehow bonding with the ships alloy. Jimmy states that he feels aglow with power. Ann melds with the life support systems and Simon is overwhelmed by a mass of data somehow connected to the ships computers, as if he were vectoring towards the stars themselves. The rocket returns crashing to earth with such a crushing explosion that Banner fears nothing could have survived the impact.

U-Foes Emerge
U-Foes Emerge

Much to Banner's surprise, four beings emerge from the wreckage with incredible powers.

Vector: (Simon Utrecht) has the ability to vector/repel any object no matter it's weight size or density.

Vapor: (Ann Darnell) Exhibits the ability to change her form into any gaseous mixture she imagines.

X-Ray: (Jimmy Darnell) Commands radiation of all classifications and can project them offensively.

Ironclad: (Mike Steel) Emerges with a metallic hide, the ability to control his density and Hulk class strength.

Immediately the quartet blame Banner for robbing them of even greater power by having brought them back too early. Banner is shocked by the revelation that they would expose themselves to dangerous levels of radiation intentionally, to which Simon Utrecht replies, "You make it sound as if it were madness to seek after power! Perhaps it is when the quest ends in failure. But we have attained the power which we sought!"

While pummeling Banner and continuing the blame game, Ironclad uses his cosmic irradiated logic to title the quartet the U-Foes. The "U" stands for Utrecht, who "engineered the Voyage to the edge of Sanity!" and "Foes" to signify the teams defiance of Humanity now that they are mighty and something greater than human.

The Naming Convention!
The Naming Convention!

Incurring the wrath of the Hulk, the U-Foes battle clumsily as their powers are new to them and the team dynamic is something far less than "dynamic". Each member demonstrates a level of selfishness while trying to work as a team, catching Ironclad in friendly fire. While having the ability to defeat the giant green brute, ultimately the U-Foes end up defeating themselves as their increasing powers get the better of them, becoming uncontrollable. Vapor unable to maintain her atomic structure dissipates into the air. Vector suffocates himself as he unwillingly pushes away even the smallest air molecule and pushes himself away from the earth into the outer atmosphere. X-Ray is unable to control the radiation combination, explodes in the sky and Ironclad's mass density get so heavy that he sinks into the ground working his way towards the earth's core.

Creation

The U-Foes were created by Bill Mantlo and Sal Buscema in 1980 and first appeared in The Incredible Hulk # 254.

Team Evolution

Of course this was not the end of the U-Foes. The team has tried to get revenge on the Hulk a multitude of times after their initial incarnation. They pop up every now and again with a second string treatment level but with first rate potential.

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Much like the Fantastic Four, the team uses a family structure sharing the same goals and working together to reach their targets. Simon shares a romantic relationship with Ann much in the same way that Reed and Sue have but without the wedlock and the super powered offspring. Ann and Jimmy both come to each others aid in time of need like you would expect a loving siblings to do but this concern for one another is not specific to the siblings as all four members have dropped the cause of battle to aid one of their own in one instance or another.

Unlike the Marvel's first family, there is and air of negativity and dis-functionality that aids in their undoing, time and time again.

Story Arcs

Acts of Vengeance

After the U-Foes escaped from The Vault, they thought it would be better to split up and rendezvous later at their headquarters. Three of the four would arrive to find it destroyed, but a working security monitor showed the Avengers West Coast breaking in and killing their missing member, Vector. The other three swore vengeance and attacked the West Coast mansion.

While fighting the Avengers, Vector interrupted. He was late to the headquarters and saw the same security feed. Believing his team would confront the Avengers, Vector arrived to notify them that they had been set up. With this knowledge, the team calls off their attack and leaves. These Avengers do not give chase since they were not the only villains set up to attack the heroes. The West Coast team was needed on the East Coast to help defend the original team.

Breakout

While the U-Foes were locked up in The Vault, Vector began planning their next escape, including recruiting more supervillains like Crossfire and Mandrill. Unfortunately, Vector was caught bribing one of the guards to help them. The U-Foes were put into ad-seg and eventually transferred to the new supermax near Ryker’s Island, The Raft. For two years, the U-Foes blamed and targeted a number of the other supervillains they had let in on the plan as possible snitches until Electro showed up looking for an inmate and triggering a massive breakout.

Confronting Crossfire's Crew
Confronting Crossfire's Crew

Once they were out on the street, not only did the U-Foes need to lie low for the recently reunited Avengers or the SHIELD patrols, but the supervillains they had targeted in prison had joined together as their own vengeful gang. In addition to targeting the U-Foes, they were also targeting who they believed was the true snitch from the Vault, the bribed guard, whom the U-Foes were now competing to get to first.

The guard turned out to be a former fiancé of Crossfire, before he turned to a life of crime. She was still mad at him for ruining her life when he stole the sonic mind control weapon they were working on to become Crossfire. She set up the U-Foes and Crossfire’s crew to take each other out while she emptied the offshore account Vector gave her access to for the bribe. With it, she created Haven House, low income housing in Brooklyn, to try and give back to society.

Lucky for her, Spider-Man figured out her ruse before either team did. He was one step ahead of them and sent an Avengers distress call now that he was a member. Determining their only option was to flee, Vector made sure to first bring down Haven House with his telekinesis to get back at the guard and cover their escape.

The Super-Human Registration Act

U-Foes as part of the Thunderbolts Army
U-Foes as part of the Thunderbolts Army

The U-Foes registered as part of the Superhuman Registration Act after they were apprehended by the Thunderbolts. The U-Foes agree to join the Thunderbolts' army and capture other heroes and villains who oppose the Registration Act instead of facing prison time.

After Norman Osborn replaces Tony Stark as the director of SHIELD after the Secret Invasion, he appoints The U-Foes as The 50-State Initiative's North Carolina team. They were pulled from their state to join the hunt for the former members of the New Warriors who went AWOL from Camp Hammond. The U-Foes are also recruited by the Hood to join his organization who is in cahoots with Norman Osborn as well. The U-Foes would come into conflict with the Avengers on several occasions.

They were also on hand to attack Soldier Field in Chicago, framing Asgard so that Osborn could lead the forces of SHIELD (not called HAMMER) on a siege of the Asgardian land, which had been floating just above Broxton, Oklahoma. Although, it would end poorly, with Osborn and his associates being taken down by the Avengers and whatever was left of SHIELD.

New Gamma Flight

U-Foes burn the Hulk
U-Foes burn the Hulk

After the current members of Gamma Flight quit in protest of Henry Gyrich's assigning them to hunt down Hulk and all gamma mutates, the U-Foes were hired as Alpha Flight's new anti-gamma mutate task force in exchange for amnesty.

They tracked Hulk to New York City, but due to exposure to the Green Door, much of his gamma energy had been moved to the Below Place. What was left was a scrawny Hulk body piloted by the childlike savage Hulk personality. The Foes beat him shamelessly with X-Ray ultimately blasting him with anti-gamma cosmic rays.

These cosmic rays seemed to destroy Hulk, but he was remade as a cosmic red-veined Gray Hulk piloted by the Joe Fixit personality. He beat them back as shamelessly as they beat the Hulk. A panicked Vector used his telekinesis to send the Hulk to New Jersey. Desperate, Gyrich was forced to send medics to the U-Foes and called in The Avengers to take care of the Hulk.

Beyond

The U-Foes publicly break into Empire State University looking for a special piece of tech. Spider-Man responds as does Ben Reilly, who is also active as Spider-Man. Ben has a new corporate backer, which gave him a special suit so he could take on the U-Foes, especially when Vapor surrounded them by gas that X-Ray then radiated. Unfortunately, even though Ben was fine. Peter was not. He got a large dose of radiation poisoning.

Ben briefly abandoned the fight with the U-Foes to get Peter to a hospital safely. After a meeting with his corporate backers, Beyond Corp., he was armed with specially designed anti-U-Foe defenses like vacuum bearings to suck up Vapor in her gas form and lead chaff that hits X-Ray like nonlethal ammunition.

They were then taken into custody by Infinite Solutions, a private security firm that specializes in superhuman containment, which is also a subsidiary of Beyond Corp.

Other Media

Video Games

Hulk and Iron Clad (from the video game) getting ready to battle it out!
Hulk and Iron Clad (from the video game) getting ready to battle it out!

In the 2008 Incredible Hulk game The U-foes are lead by a Professor named Utrecht. Prof. Utrecht is a ruthless business man as well as being a Professor. Utrecht convinces three other people to join him in his quest to recreate Dr. Banners experiment. In the game Banner says he was tempted to go and speak to him when he first began working on the project. The army realizes what Utrecht is doing and sends a group of soldiers to arrest go an arrest him. Playing as the Hulk you must reach them and destroy them before they get to Utrecht because Banner needs to talk to him. A man named Rick Jones is an alley with you and radios you and tells you that there is a gamma radiation level coming from the top of Utrecht's apartment and if you don't destroy the dish then it could be a very bad thing for the city. Still playing as the Hulk you must rush to the apartment and destroy the satellite dish that is drawing the gamma energy. After doing so a small cut scene of the Hulk destroying the rest of the building shows and then the U-Foes stand up and are amazed with the Hulk but decide he is a threat to them and he must be stopped. They will come at you by twos and try to kill you. They have all renamed themselves, Utrecht has named himself Vector. The others are named Vapor, Ironclad, and X-Ray. After finally defeating them a video will play of Vector promising that if the Hulk ever interferes again he must be killed. You will meet them randomly throughout the city later on.

In the 2012 turn based RPG social network game, Avengers Ultimate Alliance, the U-Foes are reoccurring enemies in chapter 4: You, Foe. Part 1 of chapter 4 has Ironclad and Vapor as bosses, Part 2 has X-Ray, part 3 has Vector, and Vapor is the last U-Foe to appear in the chapter in part 4, as a main boss, as the closing boss fight for chapter 4 part 5 features Doctor Doom as the boss rather the a member of the U-Foes.

Television

Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes

The U-Foes made their animated debut on The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes. They first appeared on Micro Episode #10 as inmates of the Cube. They later appeared again in Episode 12: Gamma World (Part 1) where they were freed by The Leader and attacked the Avengers and Dr. Samson when they entered the Cube.

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