The Church of Retrology is a sect for worshipers of famous people who are trapped but alive as they remain inside the Fameotorium, some sort of purgatory, as long as a single person is still admiring them. Only when the last fan has died the celebrity is set free (to die like every other person).

The founder and leader of the Church is The Lizard King (aka Jim Morrison). The church's main headquarters are in Los Angeles, California, and appear to be like a living wax museum.

Members of the Fameotorium:

• Amy Winehouse
• Andre the Giant
• Brandon Lee
• Bruce Lee
• Buddy Holly
• Cliff Burton
• Dimebag Darrell
• Elvis Presley
• Freddie Mercury
• Jackie Kennedy
• Janis Joplin
• Jim Morrison aka The Lizard King, the found and leader of the Church of Retrology.
• Jimi Hendrix
• John F. Kennedy
• John Lennon
• Kurt Cobain
• Lee Harvey Oswald (multiple clones each pretending to have killed Kennedy for another reason, person, and agency)
• Marilyn Monroe
• Mary-Maria (being trapped)
• Michael Jackson
• Moishe Gumpertz
  A fictional Yiddish stage actor who is going to be set free when his last admirer has died. That is until Armstrong mentions he once was a big fan, too, albeit having nearly forgotten about him. Eventually Armstrong remembers him as the so called "Hebrew Barrymore".
• Notorious B.I.G. (appearing as the guard/nurse from the "East")
• Ritchie Valens
• Sid Vicious
• Tupac Shakur (appearing as the guard/nurse from the "West")
• Ultimate Warrior
• and many more

Note: Justin Bieber, under the alias of Percy Vale, appears as living member (and believer) of the Church of Retrology.